I gots to get me one of THESE! A SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN!

The gun operates based on the concept of delayed auditory feedback. An attached microphone picks up the sound being made by the target and plays it back 0.2 seconds later. The effect is incredibly confusing to the human brain, making it all but impossible to talk or hold a conversation. The device doesn't cause the person it's being used on any physical harm — it simply messes with their head.
When the human brain hears its own speech perfectly in sync during normal speech, it easily processes the input and allows you to largely ignore the sound of your own voice. However, by offsetting the response just a bit, the brain hears your mouth speaking as well as the strange echo effect produced by the gun. This unusual combination is confusing enough to effectively shut down the part of your brain responsible for managing speech, and you fall immediately silent.

I'll tell you boys and gurls, give me once of these and I can get married again.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN 

 OF course sometimes the old ways are the best. Maybe you just shouldn't mess with the time tested methods, me thinks.