The first time I saw Lloyd Davies, I thought that some sneaky bastard had posted a picture of my butt to the Internet. I’m thinking goddamn Pinkle, you got to stop getting drunk and mooning those nasty nuns, because those penguin bitches have gone and got vindictive but then after taking a closer look see, I noticed a finger jammed up in it. Now let me make this perfectly clear, my ass is strictly exit only, nothing goes up in it. Upon closer examination and research I figured out that while a very close resemblance to my butt it was actually the picture of a Virginally Alabama Pizza Delivery Boy with a faggy man on crush on Tom Baker. It was then I had to rethink my theory of the evil twins. You see I am thinking that everyone in this world has an evil twin. A person who physically looks just like you but is evil in everyway. Now I had actually come up with this theory years before but I thought it was a by product of too much Peruvian flake, Moosehead beer, and watching The Alternative Universe evil Spock Star Trek episode. However, confronted with undisputed visual evidence, Ergo: Lloyd Davies and my butt I could no longer deny it. So, while Pizza boys is sitting behind his computer desk stuffing his fat face with cold two day old Pizza he dug out the dumpster at work, making skid marks in his Dr. Who Panntyroos, and stalking Woger Wiseman, my butt is safely here at home minding it's own damn business. I want to make that perfectly clear.
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