Slapping the Nim-Weenies AROUND!

Have you ever had to relieve natures calling in a truck stop bathroom? You drop a healthy load that goes ker-plop and slashes up the cold water on your ass, then you grab a handful of the cheap toilet paper to wipe your brown stink hole but the paper breaks and one or more of your fingers goes into your ass and becomes all smelly and shit covered. That is what Nimbusters are like, a shit covered stinky finger. Only those shit balls are there bugging you all the time and they keep repeating the same shit over and over and they won’t fucking go away.  So you start to intensely fucking hate them. Then it goes beyond that and you would gladly cause physical harm to anyone of them. Kill them if you thought you could get away with it.


Personally, I have been training for a physical confrontation with a Nim-tard. I have been practicing open handed bitch slapping my punching bag. I do this out of mercy since hitting just about anyone of them with my fist would undoubtedly kill the fat clueless bastards. I’ve also been reviewing the score: Pinkle Weezel 2 Nim-tards 1. Sure they Pinkled me with Debbie and I will never forget or forgive that but I ran off UF, hacked his E-mail and then I sent Todd to jail. The board itself is on the brink of extinction, they are even considering making two rather clueless idiots moderators: NewsGuy and Kennwick Man.  I haven’t finished with you UF, I am going to make your life a living hell the way you made mine. You better pucker your butt cheeks up, NewsGuy because I am just starting with you, if you didn’t do anything to me you tried to fuck over my buddy History Mike. You mess with my friends and you mess with me. Lloyd Davies and the Intern, I hate you fuckers just hearing you run your idiot mouths. I fucking hate you fuckers. I really do.

I gots to get me one of THESE! A SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN!

The gun operates based on the concept of delayed auditory feedback. An attached microphone picks up the sound being made by the target and plays it back 0.2 seconds later. The effect is incredibly confusing to the human brain, making it all but impossible to talk or hold a conversation. The device doesn't cause the person it's being used on any physical harm — it simply messes with their head.
When the human brain hears its own speech perfectly in sync during normal speech, it easily processes the input and allows you to largely ignore the sound of your own voice. However, by offsetting the response just a bit, the brain hears your mouth speaking as well as the strange echo effect produced by the gun. This unusual combination is confusing enough to effectively shut down the part of your brain responsible for managing speech, and you fall immediately silent.

I'll tell you boys and gurls, give me once of these and I can get married again.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN 

 OF course sometimes the old ways are the best. Maybe you just shouldn't mess with the time tested methods, me thinks.