You Got to hate this shit....

This disturbing Video leaves a lot of unanswered questions....

JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY NIMBUSTERS SUCK

THERE IS NO FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERNET, APPARENTLY. GOOGLE HAS REMOVED MY POSTINGS LISTINGS NIMBUSTERS NAMES AND ADDRESSES. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.

 

CAR VS SEMI

Okay assholes this is why you don't pull you piss ant little car out in front of my semi. ANY QUESTIONS?

Amusing Ways to pass the Time!

Dear readers, the day is 24 hours long and as much as we might want to, we can’t spend them all at the strip club or trying to pick up high school girls at the local mall and bus stops. After all the strip clubs close, long before the sun comes up and despite your best precautions sooner or latter the mall cops will start posting your picture all over the damn place (side note, regardless what I have told you in the past, “Hey babe, you are a lot sexier than that cunt that has the restraining order on me“ is not a good pick up line). Therefore I have devised ingenious ways to amuse oneself, entertainment the Pikkle Weezel way!

Littering: This is a surprising fun way to spend your time which I discovered quite accidentally. It seems the shit hole I live in called Keller Texas doesn’t have a garbage service unless you live in town. So I get up in the middle of the night, load my weekly trash in the back of my F-350 and go out to the nicer neighborhoods, parks, and the front of city hall. I take great delight in tossing my bags of beer, used rubbers, and pizza delivery boxes onto nice upscale, golf course looking lawns. Oh and speaking of golf courses, those a great as well, you can drive your 4 wheel drive right onto the greens then leave them a challenging shot around. Be careful to remove all items bearing you name and address upon them unless you want an Alice’s Restaurant Arlo Guthrie moment.

Mall Nuisance, besides picking up the high school girls there are many other things you can do in the mall. A few of my favorites: Peeling the anti theft devices off and putting them into the pockets of old people. Then follow the old fuckers around for a quality laugh when they are jumped by security on the way out. Granny sure doesn’t seem to like pat downs and strip searches. Going to Fredrick’s of Hollywood and sniffing the new panties. There is just something about that new panty smell that gives me a major stiffler. I can do this all day, despite the funny looks you get from the sales people.

Getting shitfaced drunk and mowing your yard. The other day I got shit faced and mowed the lawn with my riding lawn mower. I had ran over 3 lawn gnomes and ran off into the pool. The water kind of sobered  me up and I remembered that I didn’t have: A riding lawn mower, gnomes or a pool. Luckily I staggered back home before my neighbors got off of work.

Random acts of Vandalism: There is a park in Fort Worth called the Water Gardens. It used to be quite nice, back in the day the final scene from Logan’s Run was filmed there. These days it is a Homosexual hang out. What is entertaining is to sneak up on a couple of paisley cowboys going after one another on a park bench and dumping a cold bucket of water on the little shit pushers when they least expect it. Also, in town in Keller they have trash collection (as I previously explained we in the country do not L ) They place their trash every Thursday at the curbside for pick up. It is fun to jump the curb and run it all over with your F-350 at high speed. Special note: Be careful about gas meters, while intensely funny to watch flames shoot up 10 feet high it is no fun to have to explain gas meter sized dents in your front bumper to the County Sherriff.

Nimbuster Cook Book

Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

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Make no mistake about it. This cook book is owned by each and every Nimbuster.

FrankenWhigger picture found.

You just would not believe how hard it was to get this Nimbuster's picture. Here you go: FrankenWhigger

Born to be a Nimbuster

Something is wrong with this boy.

SHEMALE OPERATION LEAVES MIKE BLEVINS (VONBLUVENS) NEAR DEATH!!!

Mike Herbie Blevins aka VonBluvens seen pre-op (no post-op pictures were available at the time of posting). He is reportedly near death. It is unclear it he had the operation or if Chris Drake actually bit Von's member off. More as story develops.

WORLD WAR II BATTLE SHIP SINKS!!!!!!

GODDAMN IT, CORKY I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR FAT ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOAT!

You Ain't gonna get the PUSSY NOW! Texting while driving bitch dies!!! Poetic Justice.

This Asshat actually wants us to feel sorry for him. It seems him and his girl Emy Brochu
 were texting one another while she was driving and she rams into the back of a tractor trailer and dies! BAMB the bitch is gone, no one, except the perverted guy at the morgue is going to HIT THAT PUSSY ever again, Mathieu! This is what should happen to ever fucker that texts while driving down the road. She did have a couple of ass-sets. Damn, maybe I'll drive to Canada and take a temporary job at that morgue myself. Hello, Emy. Meet Little Winkee Weezel. Oh you say you like anal? Hey Little Winkee Weezel likes anal too, and I see you don't talk much. Me and yous is gonna get along just fine. Read about it here!

LLOYD DAVIES, LARDASS OF MARS, Skull popping tales, and the Dreams of a Zen Master.

The great Taoist master Chuang Tzu once dreamt that he was a butterfly fluttering here and there. In the dream he had no awareness of his individuality as a person. He was only a butterfly. Suddenly, he awoke and found himself laying there, a person once again. But then he thought to himself, "Was I before a man who dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I now a butterfly who dreams about being a man?"

Let me tell you about this recurring dream I have been having, it is a good one. I’m driving in my old yellow Peter Built Wrecker (picture is very similar, except I had fender mirrors and flaxes), the 677 horse powered one that was totaled in Denver back in 06. I’ve got my fuzzy dice hangin’ from the mirror, my skull with glowing red eye shifter, and I am red lining it fixing to shift into 7th gear. Laid out in from of me on the road are the Nimbusters with their heads exposed. Fat ass UF is first followed by twink UF (you can never be too careful), Lucifer, The Intern,  the admin, K_M, VonBluvens, Steve the Pedo, Woger Wiseman, Toad Daugherty, DeLorean, Drake, 999, Alex, Schwartz, and NewsGuy is last in line (he’s pissed himself and snot and blubber is coming out of his nose). I am running over their heads and smashing them like melons, Siiiiiiswatchhhhh! Siiiiiiswatchhhhh! Siiiiiiswatchhhhh! The sound is like music to my ears, so much so that I have become slighty erect. NewsGuy is next I am about to complete my coup de grace, when Lloyd Davies runs out in a shit and pizza stained Sumo Wrestler’s g-string,  yelling, “Nooooooooooooooooooo!” Before he can get to NewsGuy I pop NewsGuy’s bald head and giving the door a heave to I am able to nail the TimeLARDO killing all of the bastards and doing the world a great service. When you're a butterfly, there are no worries. You can flutter around without a care in the world. Perhaps the monk in me, is wishing there were not so many responsibilities and barriers in his life. Why can't the kill of Nimbusters be legal?

Slapping the Nim-Weenies AROUND!

Have you ever had to relieve natures calling in a truck stop bathroom? You drop a healthy load that goes ker-plop and slashes up the cold water on your ass, then you grab a handful of the cheap toilet paper to wipe your brown stink hole but the paper breaks and one or more of your fingers goes into your ass and becomes all smelly and shit covered. That is what Nimbusters are like, a shit covered stinky finger. Only those shit balls are there bugging you all the time and they keep repeating the same shit over and over and they won’t fucking go away.  So you start to intensely fucking hate them. Then it goes beyond that and you would gladly cause physical harm to anyone of them. Kill them if you thought you could get away with it.


Personally, I have been training for a physical confrontation with a Nim-tard. I have been practicing open handed bitch slapping my punching bag. I do this out of mercy since hitting just about anyone of them with my fist would undoubtedly kill the fat clueless bastards. I’ve also been reviewing the score: Pinkle Weezel 2 Nim-tards 1. Sure they Pinkled me with Debbie and I will never forget or forgive that but I ran off UF, hacked his E-mail and then I sent Todd to jail. The board itself is on the brink of extinction, they are even considering making two rather clueless idiots moderators: NewsGuy and Kennwick Man.  I haven’t finished with you UF, I am going to make your life a living hell the way you made mine. You better pucker your butt cheeks up, NewsGuy because I am just starting with you, if you didn’t do anything to me you tried to fuck over my buddy History Mike. You mess with my friends and you mess with me. Lloyd Davies and the Intern, I hate you fuckers just hearing you run your idiot mouths. I fucking hate you fuckers. I really do.

Oh By the Fucking Way, Nimtard Admin.....you have no security

Finally listened to an episode of Nimnuts (old) where Stan the Nimtard Admin was a guest. What a dumb ass know nothing. He almost gives Lloyd a run for his money on stupid/moron/dumb ass. Somebody needs to tell backwoods redneck that his script board has no security. Oh wait, his favorite backside wiener buddy Schwartz da Jew did just that. Yes Nimtards, I can see your little IP's. NewsGuy posts from a Iceland proxy but interesting enough (and I am going to have to rethinking my theory about K_M being a fake) there is a poster that is posting from Taiwan, National Taiwan University. Interesting enough Kennewick Man seems to be a real person. There seems to be a lot to Nimtard lore that I do not know. Like why in the above picture is NewsTard and Unknown Asswipe not in the picture? Besides being a total know nothing who the fuck is The Intern or even Isis for that matter? Who is the fat fuck with the Coleman laterns? Does anyone really give a two shits?
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Hey Dumbass, when a bear charges....

I swear to god, these fuckers have to be the most stupidest assholes on the planet. The bear charges and they just sit there. What the fuck is wrong with this bear anyway. Goddamn it! Should have had them for lunch.

 

Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder Obama got elected! We live in a country of dumb asses.

Evil Twins.

The first time I saw Lloyd Davies, I thought that some sneaky bastard had posted a picture of my butt to the Internet. I’m thinking goddamn Pinkle, you got to stop getting drunk and mooning those nasty nuns, because those penguin bitches have gone and got vindictive but then after taking a closer look see, I noticed a finger jammed up in it. Now let me make this perfectly clear, my ass is strictly exit only, nothing goes up in it. Upon closer examination and research I figured out that while a very close resemblance to my butt it was actually the picture of a Virginally Alabama Pizza Delivery Boy with a faggy man on  crush on Tom Baker. It was then I had to rethink my theory of the evil twins. You see I am thinking that everyone in this world has an evil twin. A person who physically looks just like you but is evil in everyway. Now I had actually come up with this theory years before but I thought it was a by product of too much Peruvian flake, Moosehead beer, and watching The Alternative Universe evil Spock Star Trek episode. However, confronted with undisputed visual evidence, Ergo: Lloyd Davies and my butt I could no longer deny it. So, while Pizza boys is sitting behind his computer desk stuffing his fat face with cold two day old Pizza he dug out the dumpster at work, making skid marks in his Dr. Who Panntyroos, and stalking Woger Wiseman, my butt is safely here at home minding it's own damn business. I want to make that perfectly clear.

I gots to get me one of THESE! A SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN!

The gun operates based on the concept of delayed auditory feedback. An attached microphone picks up the sound being made by the target and plays it back 0.2 seconds later. The effect is incredibly confusing to the human brain, making it all but impossible to talk or hold a conversation. The device doesn't cause the person it's being used on any physical harm — it simply messes with their head.
When the human brain hears its own speech perfectly in sync during normal speech, it easily processes the input and allows you to largely ignore the sound of your own voice. However, by offsetting the response just a bit, the brain hears your mouth speaking as well as the strange echo effect produced by the gun. This unusual combination is confusing enough to effectively shut down the part of your brain responsible for managing speech, and you fall immediately silent.

I'll tell you boys and gurls, give me once of these and I can get married again.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GUN 

 OF course sometimes the old ways are the best. Maybe you just shouldn't mess with the time tested methods, me thinks.